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Sunday, March 22, 2009

The Chatty Cathy's

Yesterday was a really long day. We were at T-ball's opening ceremonies that started at the bright hour of 7:30, and as much as I had been 'catching some rays' the day before, that day had the promise of being seriously cold. And it was. Andon's game was at 10am so in the interim of the parade of flags and game time, we got some breakfast. Then onto the game, a birthday party, and the endless shopping for track shoes. Gosh Teaghan is picky! And seriously, I won't pay $50 bucks for shoes that she's going to wear through these next couple of months. I don't even pay $50 for shoes for myself! (I always hit the sales.) Needless to say, we didn't get back until late afternoon. I was exhausted from my previous insane week, and so were the kids, so everybody went to bed early last night. I tell you this so that you can fully appreciate what's coming.

At about midnight, I wake up to a dog barking, and as I continue to listen, I hear people talking. I thought, "oh great, there's a responsible pet owner who is shutting their dog up." HA....NO. And NO. They just keep talking. And what's worse, you can hear every word. It's like listening to cranky cowboys who've been on their horse a TAD bit too long.
I walk outside because I realize the other part of the bed is empty. I walk out back and I see him silhouetted against the light from the neighbor's yard. He's just standing there. We talk about why he's outside, when he's coming in, that sort of stupid midnight conversation. I then say, "really, if you're not going to say anything just come in and go to bed. It's pointless to just aim invisible daggers through the fence." (shake of the head)

So he finally says something, really nicely about it being midnight and some people are trying to sleep. THEY COMPLETELY IGNORE HIM. They are talking so loud that I think they just didn't hear him. So he says it again. And a third time. A THIRD TIME!!! Finally, they say ok, and then start talking again. Suddenly we hear a guy yell, and I mean YELL, SHUT YOUR MOUTHS! But in Spanish. They sort of heard that cause they dropped it a bit. So we commiserated with the neighbor for a few seconds about the idiocy of some 'other' neighbors, told each other to have a good night, and went inside. Luckily they stopped talking 5 minutes after that cause I don't know what Doug would've done. The neighbor who was annoyed just as much as we were suggested to call the cops, but really... one must live peacefully with one's neighbors.

I miss the people who used to live in that house. It was much quieter then.

5 comments:

Kimmy said...

oh, that is the most annoying thing. The real me wants to be really mean when it happens, but the "I'm trying to be like Jesus" me tries to be a nice neighbor. Sometimes I really wish I could be the real me!!!!
We are coming the weekend of May 15-17. Sheila needs to kill the fatted calf...or we can make reservations at Chevy's!!! I'll call her and get something planned...I can't wait to see everyone!

kristin said...

I don't know if you'll read the comment section again Kim, but that would be so fun!! I'm so glad I won't miss your visit! I'm slightly partial to Chevy's as the Flautas call my name late, late at night in my dreams. As for the fatted calf, as long as I don't have to dig the hole, I'm game!

Carrie said...

i've called the police on my neighbor several times (they even were arrested once). they hate me, but you know my family has the right to live in peace. i won't let them take that away.

krisha said...

Just be thankful you don't share a wall with them. It would be louder. Be thankful too that it isn't their bass. See you have a lot to be thankful for :)

Cheralyn said...

We have some neighbors that like to have parties -OUTSIDE in the summer until 3 or 4 am. YIKES! Talk about annoying. Jeff once shouted out the window to some neighbor kids that were being loud- "be quiet or I'm going to call the cops" haha. It worked :)

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